There Oughtta Be A Law!

So I read there are some 1,102 bills filed so far for this years Arizona legislative session. I'm sure some of the proposed laws are good, and some are flippin great!

Like the law to forbid human cloning. It actually reads you can't "intentionally or knowingly perform human cloning". I guess if I were to accidentally clone myself I could do so without fear of ending up in the slammer. Either one of me. Good to know. Rest assured I will do my best to prevent such an accident, one of me bouncing around this planet is plenty, believe me.

How about making it a law to get free air and water for your car if you buy gas. A Law? Seriously? Hey, I'm all for free stuff but what exactly was the process that led up to proposing such a law? Was someone so incensed at paying 50 cents for the service they demanded legislative action? House Bill 2664. I'm sure in someones world there is nothing more pressing.

Then there is the proposal to make it okay for bake sales to circumvent The Department of Health rules and standards. Man, that's gonna save me a buttload of time not having to wash my hands in brownie preparations. I'll be one happy hombre if that baby passes!

Then there's texting behind the wheel. It's already against the law to text and drive in Phoenix, now all of Arizona wants a piece of that action. This may cramp my style a bit. I live in Phoenix and as it is now I have to go to Glendale to do my texting while driving. I busted out this entire blog once I crossed 43rd Avenue. If that law passes I will no longer have any reason to go to Glendale.

Maybe accidental me will hawk some brownies by the free air and water station at one of G-Dales 467 AM/PMs.