You really can't get away from reading or seeing stories about your New Years
Resolution now can you?. Same thing happens every year. Your resolutions are really big business as you can probably tell by watching TV, between the ads for every weight loss company known to man and recycled "news" stories about how to keep your resolutions complete with experts. We need these experts, they tell us we need support groups or at least a buddy system to stick to our goals (yes, they'll be your buddy for a nominal fee). Did you know that most of you that make resolutions give up 6 months into the year?
My New Year's Resolution? I'm going to raise my Cholesterol. The idea is to set attainable goals people. My goal is to raise it 20 points by summer. I'm not payin' an expert to stand over me with words of encouragement while I ponder ordering a cheeseburger either. No way. Care to join me? I've got a stick of real butter with your name on it.
Happy New Year!
Resolution now can you?. Same thing happens every year. Your resolutions are really big business as you can probably tell by watching TV, between the ads for every weight loss company known to man and recycled "news" stories about how to keep your resolutions complete with experts. We need these experts, they tell us we need support groups or at least a buddy system to stick to our goals (yes, they'll be your buddy for a nominal fee). Did you know that most of you that make resolutions give up 6 months into the year?My New Year's Resolution? I'm going to raise my Cholesterol. The idea is to set attainable goals people. My goal is to raise it 20 points by summer. I'm not payin' an expert to stand over me with words of encouragement while I ponder ordering a cheeseburger either. No way. Care to join me? I've got a stick of real butter with your name on it.
Happy New Year!


You do realize, don't you, that as a vegetarian and a health freak that I cannot, as your friend, endorse this endeavor? ;)
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