Survivor Fatty in the final four!

Hey look, I like reality shows...and Survivor is one of the grandaddies.

I pegged Survivor China contestant Courtney Yates to get the boot early on, she's annoying and can't do anything physical. Now she's in the final four and I have realized my error. An anorexic in Survivor is genius! While other contestants are grousing for food and overwhelmingly preoccupied with the lack thereof, this girl is in heaven. So what if she can't chop through a rope with a machete for food reward, she doesn't need it. Her body self image is going through the roof! What other contestant can wear their Survivor buff around their chest?

How intimidating is it to be stuck on an island with nothing to eat but bugs and rice and have your competitor laughing at you because she's on day 36 with no food and loving it? There's no way you can win. It's like having a stare down with a stuffed animal. So, I say you go Fatty! Let them lose the will to live while you proudly display your skeletal structure under that thin layer of pasty skin! Now, about Amanda....