"She sucks at life!"

Quickie Survivor update...Fatty Courtney made it to the final vote! I was actually pulling for her after watching the other three, she sorta perfected that "whatever" attitude while the others were either grovelling or lying ad nauseum. She even managed to blurt out that the low-totem-pole-lunch-lady Denise "sucks at life" (she later apologized). Too Funny. And BTW, Denise will proudly maintain that mullet because it makes her feel like a lady, thank you very much. The Producers gave her 50 grand at the last minute, I guess they figure keeping her and her family in Marlboro Reds and Easy Mac for life was a small price to pay for entertaining the nation.

Survivor winner Gay Mormon Flight Attendant Todd (I'm sorry, but these characters are almost cartoon-like, and I didn't make up the descriptors) managed to convince the jury of adults that lying, back-stabbing and cheating should in no way affect their personal relationship. Kudos to Todd for pulling that off. Amanda likes to lie too, but only Erik fell for the puppy-dog turned back-stabber face. One vote. Somehow I think she'll be fine, no producer supplementation needed.

Big Ol' JR, the exaggerated sense-of-self poker player who loudly claimed neither Todd nor Amanda would get his vote because of their declared art of lying, apparently succumbed to his man-crush and voted Todd in. His being the swing vote. JR even baffled himself by not being able to explain it when asked. My Guess? One look at the post island Hair Of Todd and JR was butter in his hands. Its the kind of 'do you make up when you're 6 years old and you've been in the bathtub for a half hour. The only thing missing was the beard of soap suds. It was Todd's last trick and JR is still roaming the streets mumbling an explanation to only himself. Congrats Todd and to all those that don't suck at life.