Do Not Attempt.

So Best Buy has been running a TV ad where two brothers try to figure out where the Christmas present stash is. One brother is on the others shoulders while the hoisted one peeks into the attic. I've seen the ad several times, Sunday I noticed something different. The line "Do Not Attempt" was super-imposed during the commercial while the boys were doing their attic attack.

What is it we're not supposed to attempt? Would it be not having your brother on your shoulders? My 46 year old brother needs no prompt to not attempt, believe me. Would it be not have minor siblings attempt? As if having kids do it for the sake of a commercial is legitimate while doing it for fun is asinine. Maybe looking for the Christmas stash should not be attempted. Or possibly doing anything Best Buy says in the commercial should not be attempted.

I'm sure someone from the Best Buy legal department who has more words in their job title and more zeros in their paycheck than me is guiding us thank God. My guess is this legal eagle got his or her ass kicked while playing chicken in the pool as a kid.