Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Breaking News - Prince No Longer Hip!

It appears His Royal Badness will need hip replacement surgery.

After some concern on my part that he would get some really unhip donor hip from say - a Jonas Brother, I feel better the new hip will be an artificial titanium one. That sounds pretty hip, that titanium stuff is in my really cool razors.

What I don't feel better about is his needing hip replacement at all. I now feel really really old.

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